What NOT To Do On Your First Day Of Prison!
Lol, I didn’t expect this. I thought he would ask the prison guard to take a look at his junk or something (which would have been just as funny, you gotta admit), but that wouldn’t have ended too badly for this guy. I guess he just got his sentenced changed from life in prison to death. He’s like the dumber version of Forrest Gump and doesn’t even realize what he’s done.
Whoever came up with this commercial is a genius. The only fault I can see here is that he assumed that there’s a guy somewhere who never watched Shawshank Redemption.