WTF?! Brave Men Intimidate Hungry Lions Off Their Kill and Steal Their Meat

How tough you have to be to survive as a member of an African tribe? You have to fight lions for your food, that’s how tough. And this is considered a safer alternative.

Think of this the next time you order a pizza. This is kind of an African take out though, because all you have to do is chase away the pride of hungry lions and take what you need (actually this sounds more like Black Friday), instead of, you know, chasing the animal and hunting it yourself. I tend to be picky when it comes to lion teeth marks and drool in my food, but that’s just me. That’s why I’ll die at 43 with a burger in my hands.