You’ve Been Tying Your Shoelaces Wrong Your Whole Life!!!
Imagine all of those milliseconds you wasted tying up your shoelaces the slow way. Why waste precious seconds of your life on this when you can use it to learn a new language or visit your grandma in Florida. I’m being sarcastic, in case you haven’t figured that out, but still it’s a pretty cool skill to have.
I, on the other hand, am still waiting for my “Back to the Future” Nikes. Yeah, we developed LCD screens and fingerprint locks and that giant holographic shark is probably in development as we speak, but we still have to tie our laces like some cavemen. Get your priorities together, science.